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Showing posts with label boring wife. Show all posts

Monday, January 14, 2008

Top ten clues that you're a boring wife

This is hilarious! Does any of these apply to you?

  1. Last treat you bought for your husband was a big roll of garbage bags.
  2. You don't have any girlfriends, really, unless you count your visiting teachers!
  3. Your bathing suit is at least a decade old and the elastic is shot.
  4. You tell your husband you love him once a year on New Year's Eve.
  5. Your idea of a good time is to clip coupons.
  6. Your idea of a fun date with your hubby is to cruise the aisles at Wal-Mart (HAHA! Guilty as charged. But more Target then Wal-mart.)
  7. You quit flirting because, by gum, ya'll got yer man!
  8. The last time you went on a date with your hubby was in the last millennium.
  9. The last time you went on an overnighter with just you and your husband was to attend a funeral.

-Merrliee Brown Boyack.